Burma Shave (Live in Sydney, Australia, May 2, 1979)
Well, you know... [mumbles] You know, I remember... It rained all day the day that Elvis Presley died And only a legend can make it do that! And you know, I remember when my baby said we were through And she was gonna walk out on me It was Elvis Presley that talked her out of it And he gave me my first leather jacket And taught me how to comb my hair just right in a filling station bathroom It was Elvis that gave you a rubber on prom night And told you that you looked real sharp And you know, I think he maybe just got a little tired Of repairing all the broken hearts in the world And now I think maybe I understand Why mechanics’ cars never start And why night watchmen are always sleeping on the job And why shoeshine boys always have worn-out scooped-up shoes But eh... [mumbles] A legend never dies, he just teaches you everything he knows To give you the courage to ask her out And I know, there’s a small little town where dreams are still alive And there’s a hero on every corner And they’re all on their way to a place called Burma-Shave [Tape damage here, probably with a line missing] Scrawled out across the shoulders of this dying little town, see? And every night it takes the one eyed Jacks You know, a one eyed Jack is like a... You got one headlight burned out on your car It’s called a one eyed Jack You can see them from across the railroad tracks Over the scar on its belly, there came a stranger passing through And he was a juvenile delinquent He never learned how to behave But the cops never think to look When you’re on your way to Burma-Shave And the road was like a ribbon, man Yeah, and the moon was like a bone and He didn’t seem to be like any guy that she’d ever known He kinda looked like Farley Granger, with his hair slicked back And she said, ‘Honey I’ve always been a sucker for a fella that wears a cowboy hat And just how far do you think you might be going, Mister?’ He said ‘Baby, that all depends on... what you mean Cause I’m only stopping here tonight, cause I gotta get myself some gasoline And I guess I’m going out thataway At least ride as long as it’s paved And I guess you’d say I’m on my way to Burma-Shave’ And he said, ‘Well, that’s cool Why don’t you put your knees up on the glove compartment?’ Well, she took out her barrettes, and man, her hair spilled out just like rootbeer She popped her gum as she arched her back She said, ‘Man, this little town don’t amount to nothin’ It’s just a wide spot in the road And some nights my heart pounds like thunder I don’t know why it don’t explode And everybody in this stinking town has got one foot in the grave And I’m gonna take my chances with you tonight On the way to Burma-Shave’ And he said, ‘Eh, well you know.... okay Eh... how old are you? Ah! That’s... a problem... Uh, where do you go to school, babe? Oh yeah? I went to ???? Oh yeah, I dropped out, y’know You know how it is. Got in trouble... You know a guy named Eddie Alvarez? No? Well, Presley’s what they call me Why don’t you change the stations, baby? And count the grain elevators, Watch’em go by in he rear view mirror Any way you point this thing, it gonna beat the hell out of the sting! Cause every night I go to bed with all my dreams I lie down and they die right here every morning So come on, Presley, and drill me a hole with a barber pole Cause I’m jumping my parole like a fugitive tonight Let’s have another swig of that sweet Black Velvet That sweet Black Velvet... Let’s pass that car! Are you brave enough? We can get there just before the sun comes up You and me, on the way to Burma-Shave Yeah... Cause I’m going crazy in this town, man Yeah, my old man gives me nothing but shit! I don’t know, I don’t care what they say Let’s get out of town tonight!’ Vrrrrrrrrooooom Vrrrrrrrrooooom Vrrrrrrrrooooom Well... I was talking to my brother-in-law He said there was a wreck out on the highway He saw the smoke from the tires and the twisted machine Oh, but all you’ve got is just a nickle’s worth of dreams And they’ve been swindled from you on the way to a place called Burma-Shave You let the sun hit the derrick and cast a bat wing shadow It’s up against the car door on the shotgun side But you know something, baby? I swear to God, when they pulled you from the wreck you still had on your shades And dreams are growing wild every night Just this side of Burma-Shave And there’s another young girl out by the highway tonight with her thumb up Just a few trucks going by... Vrrrrrrrrooooom Fish are jumpin’, fish are jumpin’ And the cotton is high... Words and music by Tom Waits ©1977 Fifth Floor Music Inc. |
![]() Recorded live at the State Theatre, Sydney, Australia, May 2, 1979 Tom Waits: Vocals Herbert Hardesty: Trumpet Arthur Richards: Electric guitar Greg Cohen: Upright bass Big John Tomassie: Drums Other live versions available on these bootlegs: Huntington Beach, CA 1978 (Date? Venue?) The Civic Center, Raleigh, November 5, 1978 The Warner Theatre, Washington DC, November 21, 1978 Canada After Dark (TV), January 5, 1979 Austin City Limits, 1979 BBC TV "Tonight in person", London, England 1979 The Beacon Theatre New York, November 5, 1979 The Uptown Theatre, Kansas City, October 8, 1979 The Dominion Theatre, London, October 17, 1985 The Dominion Theatre, London, October 18, 1985 Konserthuset, Oslo, Norway, October 28, 1985 Vredenburg, Utrecht, Holland, November 10, 1985 Folies Bergere, Paris, France, November 16, 1985 The Tenco Festival, San Remo Italy, November 22, 1986 Boot title: Italian Dream Draken, Stockholm, November 26, 1987 Draken, Stockholm, November 27, 1987 The Raven, Healdsburg, CA, August 11, 1996 The State Theatre, Minneapolis, August 30, 1999 The Orpheum Theatre, Boston, September 20, 1999 See also 'Summertime' Click HERE for everything you ever wanted to know about the Burma-Shave signs Here is the intro from Healdsburg 1996: ‘A lot of people from Texas on the bill tonight. That’s what happens when a guy from Texas throws a party. And you know what happens when you invite that many people from Texas; there’s always trouble. No really, there’s been no trouble at all tonight. And this is eh... I don’t know! [tinkles on the piano] Thank you all for coming tonight! I know it’s a little warm out there, but... [aside:] Turn up the heat, Bob! [back to audience:] That was a joke. Uh... where’s my glasses? [aside:] I’ll use your glasses. [‘finds’ the keys] Oh, here’s one! [starts playing ‘Burma-Shave’ properly] This is about a small little town... When I was a kid we used to drive cross country. And for those of you who are old enough, you might remember the Burma-Shave signs on the side of the highway [some applause]. Thank you, all six of you! Anyway, this is about that. My dad yelling at me to hold my horses! And thirty years later I yelled at my kids to hold their horses. So this is about a small little town. One of those tiny little towns by the side of the road. And somebody thumbing a ride trying to get out of town... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |