Frank's Wild Years (live version, Stockholm 1987)
[starts with having a drink] I couldn’t wait Oh, believe me, I tried to wait Actually, my doctor said I should quit drinking And you know, when your doctor tells you to quit drinking... you usually kinda chuckle [kinda chuckles] Actually, I woke up this morning and I was the doctor as well And the first thing I had to do was give myself a break... [cough] So... [cough]... cheers! Anyway, this is a little story about a guy named Frank O’Brien A guy like every other guy, nothing different Well, you see, Frank settled down out in the Valley And he hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wife’s forehead He sold used office furniture out there on San Fernando Road and assumed a 30,000 dollar loan at fifteen and a quarter percent He put a down payment on a nice little two bedroom place and what the hell’s wrong with that anyway? You gotta live, you gotta live, you gotta live good! Well anyway, his wife, well... She was a babe, she was a doll, she was a killer I loved her madly, I loved her... often! Beverly was a babe, and all the while Beverly was a spent piece of used jet trash, more specific She made good Bloody Marys Kept her mouth shut most of the time I don’t know, they had a self-cleaning oven, the whole bit They had a four-door sedan, they had a two-car garage They had a ???? lawn But Beverly had a little chihuahua, you know what I mean I love dogs, I love all kinds of dogs But this wasn’t a dog, this was a chihuahua He had a skin disease and was totally blind and the doctor went, you know: ‘There’s just so much I can do’ I wanted to know if I could get it too Anyway, they were very happy And one night Frank was on his way home from work And he stopped at a liquor store Kind of ???? He was near a liqour store There was a liquor store in the area It was close enough to it to... Actually, the liquor store walked out across the street and kinda swallowed him up He had no chance at all He tried everything, he ran, but it followed him The poor guy didn’t have a chance It was kinda like Jonah and the whale While he was in the belly of the liquor store he decided to do a little duty free shopping and he picked up a couple of Mickey’s Big Mouths The little beers with the big bite! He drank ‘em in the car on the way to the Shell station where he got a gallon of gas in a can Now, there’s nothing wrong with a gallon of gas in a can In a town with twenty-two million cars you need a gallon of gas in a can Anyway, he drove home Now, they got a lot of rattan furniture in the house Now, you got a gas can there, you got your rattan furniture... And it all got mixed up I don’t know, there was a match involved, I think And the whole thing went up in smoke And Frank parked across the street watching it burn kinda laughing [kinda laughs] It was all Halloween orange and chimney red And Frank got on the Hollywood Freeway and headed north He just never could stand that dog |
Produced by Tom Waits and Kathleen Brennan Track 2 in the movie 'Big Time' 1988 But the transcription to the left here is from Draken, Stockholm, November 27, 1987 Other live versions available on these bootlegs: |